In honor of the late George Carlin (1937-2008):

Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child whose self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car.”

(from the 2001 HBO Special “Complaints and Grievances“)

Word.

IMonk has a great retrospective on Carlin from a Christian point-of-view.