I found this picture from my very first publicity photo session, back when Pocket Guide to the Apocalypse released in 2005.

Your job is to write a caption for the photo. I’ll pick the best one, based on creativity and humor and a special bonus category that will remain a secret to me. The winner gets three things from my personal archives, each of which will be related to either the publicity or research for the Apocalypse book.

Cool? Caption away…