Last week, Kottke.org pointed to a brilliant list of lines from Star Wars that could be made vastly more interesting by replacing a single word with “pants.” That list gave me great joy, so I’ll share a few of my favorites with you:
+ I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
+ You came in those pants? You’re braver than I thought.
+ Pull up! All pants pull up!
+ I sense the conflict within you. Let go of your pants!
+ These aren’t the pants you’re looking for.
+ Lock the door. And hope they don’t have pants.
+ That blast came from the pants! That thing’s operational!
+ I am altering the pants. Pray that I don’t alter them any further.
+ Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
+ Tell that to Jabba. If you’re lucky he might only take your pants.
+ I want them alive. No pants.
+ Your pants, you will not need them.
+ Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking pants herder!
+ This bucket of pants is never going to get us past that blockade.
[H/T: Shuey]
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There’s a lot of possibilities in the pants-replacement meme. Given all the Jonathan Edwards fun from a few days ago, I think we ought to combine a few of his choice phrases with, yes, pants. Come back for the frivolity.
And the pants.