Because tomorrow is Halloween, I considered coming up with a list of occupations that hadn’t yet been given the “Sexy ________” costume treatment. For instance, we have sexy nurses, sexy cops, and sexy librarians. But I’ve yet to see a sexy lunchlady costume.

But that kind of post would bring the wrong kind of traffic to my blog, and it might possibly be sexist.

So instead, let’s all enjoy these awesome photos of carved-up jack-o-lanterns, courtesy of ExtremePumpkins.com.