One of the great joys of my new life (post-Our Lady of Weight Loss entering my life vs. pre-Our Lady) is that I get to meet amazing people from all parts of our country – north to south, east to west – from all walks of life! One of the more interesting and off-beat, kooky types who add a great deal of happy energy to all who know her is Georgia Richardson, a.k.a. Queen Jaw Jaw.
Queen Jaw Jaw is a Gabologist! Yes, it is her profession!
I am happy to report that I recently had the pleasure of interviewing the Queen, herself! And today, I share with you the fascinating details of her life and the basics on how to become a Gabologist!
Queen Jaw Jaw says, “Being a Gabologist is serious business…bawwhahaha…ahem…sorry. For those of you who would like a new career as an ‘energizer bunny of the lips,’ read on . . .”
JT: When did you know that being a gabologist was your calling?
Queen Jaw Jaw: It seems I was born a ‘gabber.’ At six years old, I organized a backyard show for the neighbors with all of their children in it – along with myself as the MC. I charged the mom/dad’s one cent to get into the show. They brought their lawn chairs and cheered as we came out of our show tents. These were mom’s quilts thrown over a clothesline. What a gig! We made a killing. What parent isn’t going to pay a penny to see their little darling shine?
The next day, we all met and walked up to Charlie’s Market and dined on tootsie rolls and other assorted “sugary” treats…minus my expenses, of course. We were all like Jack Russell Terriers for days! I’m the one in the sailor suit. I didn’t know I could tap dance until that night, but Chubby Jones chickened out at the last minute and you know what they say–the show must go on!
Do you come from a long line of gabologists?
I come from a long line of humorists! Growing up having four sisters and one bathroom, you BETTER have a sense of humor…and you also better be able to talk your way up the line outside the bathroom door. It was good practice. When I started speaking publicly I found that once I started talking, I couldn’t stop.
I was the Queen of Ad Lib. I was the energizer bunny on crack. I loved it! My daddy used to tell me I had the gift of gab. So, I thought why not? So I crowned myself a “Gabologist,” and a boomer woman gone GLAD…and that was that!
How many calories can you burn by talking?
If you walk while gabbing, quite a few. Don’t just stand there, throw those arms out, get animated! Have a good time with it! Invite your friends over; have a “gab-in.”
Laughing has already been scientifically proven, over and over, to burn calories, so tell a joke, tell a funny story, tell on yourself! I always have an amusing story to tell about my life. Like the time I accidentally put my cell phone in the freezer. Couldn’t find it for days! Then I got the bright idea to dial the number. Do you know what a frozen cell sounds like? Brrrrrrrr…..Brrrrrr…not one of my finer moments but welcome to my menopausal hell.
Does a gabologist just talk; or help others to talk, too?
In my particular line of work, (Humorist) I really do want others to feel good and be happy. I give speeches, teach, and motivate. I show my audiences how to laugh at life.
You know, having a bad attitude about life is like having a flat tire. If you don’t change it, you’re not going anywhere. So when I speak OR when I write, I always give them something to smile about. And when I leave, I always leave behind something for them to “think” about. I may not be as clever as Mark Twain, but I’m a lot cuter and besides, he’s dead.
Are you for hire? for parties? to keep the conversation going? and if yes, what do you charge?
Am I for hire? Does the IRS want your money? YES! YES! I’m for hire. I do parties, graduations, women’s associations and groups, churches, backyard BBQ’s and goat rodeo’s….okay, I made that last one up. I have rates for local venues, and ones for long distance. Email me at georgia@queenjawjaw.com and let’s gab…
Thanks Queen Jaw Jaw. You are a hoot!
Top 5 Tips for Becoming a Gabologist:
Don’t be shy. What are you afraid of? Those people staring at you are going out the same way you are…in a box. Before they go, why not make um laugh?
Crowds, smowds. Crowds just mean that there’s more gab testers for your new one-liners.
Never stop talking. Think of your tongue as a Roladex. Spin it babe, spin it!
Hang out with happy and grateful peeps. Osmosis; it’s a good thing.
When gabbing, be sincerely happy. These gabologist get work…sad, whiny ones…not so much.
Bonus tip: Never…EVER, quit talking. You’ll have plenty of hush time when you’re below the roses.
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Janice
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