Our Lady of Weight Loss

Tushkateers (members of the Kick in the Tush Club), devotees of Our Lady of Weight Loss, How would you like to drop 10 pounds in 3 minutes? “Impossible,” you say. Short of chopping off your head, you are right. But you could look 10 pounds thinner in 3 minutes or less! Here’s how: Wear clothes…

Our Lady of Weight Loss received a ton of complimentary mail (e-wise and otherwise) with regard to her Halloween Calorie Guide.  Therefore, she has instructed me to utilize her Sinfully Satisfying Tasting Guide to Thanksgiving as this week’s Get Jiggy Weight Loss JigSaw Puzzle. If you know just how many calories you are ingesting, then…

Dearest Devotees of Our Lady of Weight Loss, Tushkateers and all who have mysteriously landed on this page, as Thanksgiving is around the corner and you and your families will be gathering around the dining room table,  Our Lady of Weight Loss thought it would be fun to know, “How Ill-Mannered Are YOU?” After she…

Did you hear? Old Navy is selling plus sized women’s clothing at a significant markup. “What about men’s clothing,” you ask?  No, there’s no mark-up for big men, only for plus-sized women. Gap Inc, its owner, says that the materials used for women are more expensive. I say, “Really, Gap? The materials cost more for…

In the mood for something decadent, delicious and comforting?  Try this amazing, Our Lady of Weight Loss approved Hot Off the Griddle Sandwich! Ingredients: non-stick cooking spray 2 tablespoons peanut butter 2 slices light bread 1 banana, sliced Directions: Heat a skillet or griddle over medium heat. Coat with non-stick spray. Spread 1 tablespoon of…

This morning, I was pondering the concept of accepting reality, letting reality be reality and simply going with the flow vs. stomping my feet, pushing against and fighting the nature of what is, which sent me on a search for “reality.” Here, 12 Reality Quotes that can give pause for thought, bring a smile to…

One thing I know for sure is that You Cannot Hate Yourself Thin.  No, really, you can’t. When you beat yourself up, you create another obstacle, another block, another impediment; another “thing” that gets in your way of weighing less as it weighs you down, down, down. These Self-Imposed Heavy Blocks of fear, stress, inner-pain,…

Howdy Tushkateers!  Today, on this Kick Tush Tuesday, a Public Service Announcement from none other than Our Lady of Weight Loss, the patron saint of permanent fat removal.  She wants to know … Are your Halloween celebrations over? Did you toss the excess candy? Or, are you headed down a slippery slope? Our Lady of…

Monday, Monday?   Our Lady of Weight Loss wants to know.  Is today The Monday that you’ve been talking about?  You know, the Monday, the Date that you were going to Catch Up On All Matters that Warranted Action?  The Monday that you were going to Get to the Gym?  The Monday that you were going…

Whether you “vant to zuk blood,” or laugh like a witch, or even lick something sweet, here are 15 Halloween Quotes that will put you in the mood! Eye of newt, and toe of frog, Wool of bat, and tongue of dog, Adder’s fork, and blind-worm’s sting, Lizard’s leg, and owlet’s wing,— For a charm…

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