Daily Joke
One nice thing about egotists: They don’t talk about other people.
The older you get, the better you realize you were.
If God dropped acid, would he see people?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
If you’re born again, do you have two bellybuttons?
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Do pediatricians play miniature golf on Wednesdays?
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