Daily Joke

A Rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy, “So your mother says your prayers for you each  night? That’s very commendable. What does she say?” The little boy replied,
Thank God he’s in bed!

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When my  daughter, Kelli, said her bedtime prayers, she would bless every family member, every friend, and every animal (current and past). For several weeks, after we  had finished the nightly prayer, Kelli would say, “And all girls.” This soon  became part of her nightly routine, to include this closing. My curiosity got  the best of me and I asked her, “Kelli, why do you always add the part about all girls?” Her response, “Because everybody always finish their prayers by saying  ‘All Men‘!”

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