Here is something cute I found at Life with Little Women:

• God doesn’t have a strong desire to close his ears after I have whined incessantly all day. (And if he does, he generally doesn’t act on it.) (AND if he acts on it, he NEVER holds his fingers to his ears while saying “La,la,la,la, I can’t hear you.”)
  
You hear, O LORD, the desire of the afflicted; you encourage them, and you listen to their cry,

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