Lindsey of Enjoy the Journey wrote a poem inspired by a meme:

Anywho…all of my blog friends are doing this nifty frightening Where I’m From poetry on their blogs. They are doing such a good job at it too.

So I thought I would try my hand at the only type of poetry I can do, Haiku:
New Jersey Shopper
What else is there but the malls
Why shop out of state