I went from Julie Andrews in my head to Mick Jagger. I couldn’t read my Bible in church today. It was too fuzzy to read and this is the Bible with the bigger print. Time for glasses but I’m upset about it. I’m falling apart, getting old. Mick is right, it’s a drag. But I’m going to look on the bright side, maybe I’ll look smarter and more distinguished with reading glasses.

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