Fellowship in the suffering of Christ (Phil. 3:10)? Who needs that? Just give me the money:

(via)”I didn’t come here on Delta! I have my own plane!” elicits a standing o in the church.

1 Timothy 6:10 For the love of money is a root of all kinds of evils. It is through this craving that some have wandered away from the faith and pierced themselves with many pangs.Hebrews 13:5 Keep your life free from love of money, and be content with what you have, for he has said, “I will never leave you nor forsake you.”

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