Oh. My. Heck! You would think that a paper that publishes in a nation that is known for its dry wit would have a clue:

Trying to encourage his studio to hurry up so an interview could start, Carl Cameron of Fox News said into his microphone: “The next president of the United States has a schedule to keep.” Standing beside him, a deadpan Mr Thompson interjected: “And so do I.”

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