And now for something completely different:

A dead bear cub draped in Barack Obama posters has been found at the entrance to a university in North Carolina, police said today.
Police and wildlife officials are investigating the incident at the Western Carolina university.
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“We cannot speculate on the motives of the people involved, nor who those people might be,” she added.

She might not be able to but we can. Who do you think did it? I’m betting the bear is either Obama or his supporters. I’m sure you guys think only Republicans have guns so you’ll blame us.
Update: OMH! Sorry, Obamanites, if you thought I was implying that this was an Obama supporter, I was actually saying the opposite! I guess I shouldn’t have written this so early in the morning 🙂 What I was trying to say was that the bear was supposed to symbolize Obama or his supporters (which would imply it was shot by a McCain supporter).