He needs to get out of the White House more. Didn’t he notice that we just lost Hastert? Hasn’t he been paying attention to the reports of the messiah’s following? How about the much higher voter turnouts for the Democrats? Not to mention the huge shortfall in donations.

“I don’t know about you, but I’m excited about the year 2008. I intend to finish strong, with my head held high. And I intend to work to see to it that we keep the White House and elect John Boehner Speaker of the House of Representatives.”
“First, you’re going to be welcoming a new keynote speaker — President John McCain.”

(BTW, lefties, I know you’ll take this opportunity to make all kinds of snide jokes so I’m saying in advance, “Yawn.”)