I’m so sick of beans. I’m so sick of almond butter. I’m so sick of broccoli and hummus. I’m so sick of tofu. Please, Jesus, come out of that tomb and bring us some dadgum barbecue!
UPDATE: A reader informs me that this graphic, which had been sent by a friend without sourcing, comes from Orthodox blogger Stephen Freeman’s Robinson’s Orthographs series. They’re really funny!