Jesse Jackson subconscious thought-bubble:
“There’s about to a black man elected president and it’s not me. That is a profound and historic injustice. I tried the old ‘accidentally’ talk into an open mike thing, but maybe suggesting Obama’s castration seemed too negative. I need to destroy him in more subtle way. I know. I’ll praise him for wanting reduce the influence of Israel in foreign policy! He’ll deny it but the Hymies will think it must be true because we’re both black and from Chicago so I must know the real Obama. Heh. Heh heh. Heh heh HA HA HA.”
p.s. There’s a chance that Jackson didn’t actually say this. The only source is a New York Post columnist, and the language sounds slightly implausible. Does Jackson actually refer to American Jews as “the Zionists”?

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