These, if one goes by the picture above, are the reasons that my daughter loves me:

1) Candy
2) Presents
3) Make-up.

The picture, she tells me, is of “a coffee rainstorm, which I know would make you happy.”

So. If one goes by my daughter’s descriptions, one would think that I am a candy-jacked coffee fiend who wears too much make-up and buys lots of presents.

No wonder she loves me.