But then it’s only January:

This e-mail was sent by the CitibankOnline sevrers to veerify your email
adress. You must cmloepte this prcesos by clicking on the link
below and enttering in the little window your Citi-bank Debit
Card Nummber and card pin that you use on local ATM.
That is donne for your pcretotion -Z- becourse some of our membres no
lnegor have acecss to their email addsrsees and we must verify it.

Oh, YES, let’s send our debit card and PIN number to a seriously spelling-impaired spammer. LET’S.

Are there people our there who would? Are there?