I don’t get why anyone would want to go to church in a joint like this:

It’s the former Compaq Center in Houston, in final stages for its transformation to Joel Osteen’s Church

I don’t get any of it. I don’t get why you’d want to regularly go to church in a crowd of 20,000 or whatever. Or why you’d want to do this and sit and listen to a guy preach and people sing praise songs. Why you would want to subject yourself to that.

No, my middle name isn’t "ecumenical." Actually, I understand wanting to be Buddhist more than I understand this.