How to infuriate your young adult sons:
Their question: So, how much did Joseph get from the Tooth Fairy?
Your answer (without skipping a beat): Ten dollars.
Their response: WHAT?
Your defense: Well, inflation, you know. It has been almost twenty years…
(Which silences you both as you ponder that startling fact)
(No, Joseph really didn’t get ten bucks. Not even close.)
Two down:
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