Oh, I’ll be honest. The real reason I’m ticked off and depressed is because..
the President of the United States is younger than I am.
It’s bad enough that almost every doctor and dentist I come in contact with is younger than I am now. And that there are even a couple bishops there, I think.
Now I’m older than the president.
By about 13 months, true.
But I’m older than the president.
When will it end?
Don’t answer that. I know, I know.

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