Here are two more additions to the book, "Rules of Life:"

#5392: If you want to get the "Q" in Scrabble, wait until the game is just about over and you have nothing else to do except play that "U" you’ve been hanging onto the whole game, just in case. You are guaranteed to get the "Q" right after that.

#5393 If you want to find something you’ve lost, buy a replacement. The lost object will turn up right after the new packaging has been hauled away by the garbage men.

As for that last rule: Well, 2 USB cords should definitely come in handy.