600 Story Hotel

Tom, Dick and Harry went to a party. After the party they returned to the hotel. The hotel was 600 stories high.

Unfortunately for them, the elevator was not working. They made a plan for the first 200 stories, Tom will crack jokes.

The second 200 stories Dick will tell a happy story and lastly Harry will tell a sad story.They then started up the steps

After 2 hours it was Harry’s turn. He turned to the other two and said “Ok guys, here’s my sad story. I forgot the keys downstairs.

 Sloth vs Turtles

A sloth calls the police to report that he was attacked and robbed by a gang of turtles. When the police ask him to describe the attack, he replies:

“I…..Doooon’t…..knoooow…
It… all… happened….. soooooo … fasssst…..”

Presidents

George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and George Bush are in a plane.

The pilot says that the passengers must lighten their load. so the three presidents decide to drop one item

George Washington drops a quarter

Abe Lincoln drops a penny

George Bush drops a grenade

When the presidents land, they find someone holding their head and cursing.

George Washington asks the man what’s wrong.

“i was walking down the street when a quarter falls from the sky and hits my head!”

So the presidents continue down the road and find someone hopping on one foot, holding the other, cursing. Abe Lincoln asks “What happened?”

“i was standing on my porch barefoot when a penny falls from the sky and hits it!”

The presidents continue once more and find a young boy laughing hysterically.

George Bush asks “What’s so funny?”

The boy replies “i burped and my house exploded!!!”