“Noah’s Top 10”

10. Strange! We haven’t seen another boat for weeks.
9. If only I’d brought along more rhino litter!
8. How many times around this place makes a mile?
7. I never want to sleep in a waterbed again.
6. I wonder what my friends are doing right now.
5. An outboard motor would have made this more exciting!
4. Fish for supper–again?
3. Does anyone have more Dramamine?
2. What? You don’t have film to photograph the rainbow?
1. I should have killed those darn mosquitoes when I had the chance!

–Pastor Paul W. Kummer, Grace Lutheran Church, Destin, Florida. Excerpted from Chapter 1 of More Holy Humor. Page 5; 208 total pages

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