A friend forwarded me the following link: www.stuffwhitepeoplelike.com. It got me thinking about a parallel site which could be stuffjewishpeoplelike.com, and what lists and descriptions people might put there. To get you started, I am including some of the suggestions that other friends have already shared with me.
1. Guilt
2. Uh, more guilt
3. Guilt about feeling so much guilt
4. Anxiety
5. Anxiety about guilt
6. …
Someone else shared:
1. Knowing Jews from other places, no matter how tangentially
2. Famous Jewish athletes, especially basketball players
3. California rolls with fake crab
From yet another friend: The #1 answer to stuff Jewish people like — anti-Semitism.
And yet another in response to the above: Followed closely by “disliking other Jews”
While I don’t necessarily endorse any of these responses, they are all pretty telling and I can’t wait to see what gets added.