"I've got a 15-year-old son and a 10-year-old daughter, and if they were going to do one of the following things-be an alcoholic, be a drug offender, beat their wife or their husband, or gamble-I hope they would gamble."
--Pete Rose, from an interview in Playboy magazine.

And the Second Worst Ethics Quote of the Week
"I'm successful. I'm very successful. People think I make a lot of money, but they don't realize that I spend a lot of money."
--Deepak Chopra, from an interview in Salon.