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2024-08-16

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  • If Cain and Able were Siamese twins, would they be Cable?
  • Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets.
  • The best vitamin for a Christian is B1.
  • "I've taken a vow of poverty. To annoy me, send money.”
  • Warning notice at a seminary swimming pool: “First-year students are only allowed to walk on the shallow end.”
  • "If absence makes the heart grow fonder,” said a minister, “a lot of folks must love our church.”
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