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2024-08-16

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Bertha Belch and Other Bloopers

Church Bulletin
  • "Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at Memorial Church. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.
  • Ushers will eat latecomers.
  • Miss Mason sang, “I Will Not Pass This Way Again,” giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
  • The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer Conference includes meals.




Church Marquee

  • Worry is interest paid on trouble before it is due.
  • Under same management for thousands of years.
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