The Nuns Enter Heaven - DON'T USE FOR NL

Three nuns died and visited St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said he would admit them if they each answered one question. He turned to the first nun and asked, "Who was the first man?" "Adam," the nun confidently replied. The trumpets sounded and the angels sang as the gates swung open and she walked into heaven. St. Peter turned to the second nun. "Who was the first woman?" "Eve," she replied. The trumpets sounded and the angels sang. Then St. Peter turned to the last nun. "What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?" The nun paused for a moment. "Gee, that's a hard one!" The trumpets sounded and the angels sang.