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2024-08-16

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10 Christian Pick-up Lines

* Nice Bible. * God told me to come and meet you. * Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me. * I know a church where we could go and talk. * What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a Bible study? * Nice bracelet. Who would Jesus date? Oh, I mean, what would Jesus do? * Do you believe in divine appointment? * Have you ever tried praying at a drive-in movie before? * Christians kiss before parting–it’s an old Jewish tradition. * Would you happen to know a Christian woman that I could love with all my heart and wait on hand and foot? - Joke shared by Beliefnet member qtbabe
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