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2019-11-11

Church Sign Chuckles

Some favorite messages spotted on church signs or billboards, submitted by Beliefnet members: -Fire Insurance Inside -This Church Is Prayer Conditioned -God Answers Knee Mail -PRAY NOW! Avoid Christmas Rush! -Sign broken, come inside for message -This is a ch--ch. What's missing? U R! -Stop in the name of love and meet the Supreme -Wal-Mart's not the only savings place -The best position is on your knees!
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