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2024-05-08

How to Make Holy Water

Q: How did the bishop make holy water? A: He took some tap water and boiled the hell out of it. This joke was reprinted from "The Book of Catholic Jokes" by Deacon Tom Sheridan, with permission of ACTA Publications. Copyright 2008. All rights reserved.
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