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The Best Part of Sunday Service

A preacher notices a man that comes to his church for every service. The preacher asks the man what his favorite part of the service is. The man replies, “Communion.” Then the preacher asks, “Why is communion your favorite part of the service?” The man then replies, “Because it’s the only time Jesus’ blood tastes like grape juice.” - Joke shared by Beliefnet member jesustime

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