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2024-10-29

Dogs in Heaven

Dear God, When I get to heaven, can I sit on your couch? Or is it the same old story? Also, are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize? Thank You God, The Dog - Joke shared by Beliefnet member Jalus
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