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2018-03-07

How many does it take?

How many members of your horoscope sign does it take to change a light bulb? Part 1: Aries: Just one. You want to make something of it? Taurus: One, but just "try" to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away. Gemini: Two, but the job never gets done--they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done. Cancer: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process. Leo: Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo to do the job for them while they're out. Virgo: Approximately 1.0000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.
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