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2016-07-06

Q&A: Best Babysitter in the Bible

Q: Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible? A: David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep. Q: Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible? A: When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court. Q: What Bible character had no parents? A: Joshua, son of Nun. This joke was reprinted from "Laugh Yourself Healthy" by Charles and Frances Hunter, with permission of Strang Communications. Copyright 2008. All rights reserved.
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