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In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth, and then He rested. Then God created man, and then they both rested. Then God created woman,...

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Grandson (staring at his grandfather): Grandpa, were you on the ark when the Flood came? Grandpa: No, certainly not. Grandson: Well, then, why weren't...

Little Mary was at her first wedding and gaped at the entire ceremony. When it was over, she asked her mother, “Why did the lady change her mind?” Her...

God, grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones that I do like, and the eyesight to tell the...

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There was a man who had worked all of his life and was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than anything, and just before he died,...

A man arrived at the Pearly Gates, waiting to be admitted. St. Peter opened the gate and said, “I’ve been checking your file. I can’t see that you did...

The first woman was elected U.S. president. She called her mom to make sure she was coming to the inauguration. "I don’t know, dear. What would I wear?”...