You Probably Need a New Psychic If...
-Every time you draw the Death card, she yells "Go Fish!"
-He insists that your astrological sign is "the Armadillo"
-She has this sign in the window: "As Seen on '60 Minutes'"
-Psychics Magazine rates him just below fortune cookies, just above your mom
-She shakes her crystal ball, then predicts a large snowstorm