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A Jewish Landing

As the plane settled down at Ben Gurion airport, the voice of the Captain came on: "Please remain seated with your seatbelt fastened until this plane is at a complete standstill and the seat belt signs have been turned off.""To those of you standing in the aisles, we wish you a Happy Hanukkah." "To those who have remained in their seats, we wish you a Merry Christmas."

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