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2024-10-29

Stuff Happens

Tao: Stuff happens. Catholicism: If stuff happens, you deserved it. Protestantism: Let stuff happen to somebody else. Judasim: Why does stuff always happen to us? Islam: Stuff happens according to the will of Allah. Buddhism: The stuff is an illusion. Zen: What is the sound of stuff happening? Hinduism: This stuff happened before. Mormonism: This stuff should multiply. Baha'i Faith: Stuff happens in a progressive manner. Agnosticism: I'm not sure about this stuff. Atheism: That stuff about the stuff is all just made up stuff. Jonestown: Forget about the stuff and just drink the Kool-Aid. - Joke shared by Beliefnet member mytmouse57
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