A very religious woman lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious one prayed day in, day out, and was constantly on her knees in communion with her Lord, the atheist never even looked twice at a church.

However, the atheist's life was good, she had a well-paying job and a handsome husband, and her children were healthy and good-natured, whereas the pious woman's job was strenuous and her wages were low, her husband was cheating on her and her kids wouldn't give her the time of the day. "Why is this?" the religious woman asked God. And a great voice was heard from above...

"BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T BOTHER ME ALL THE TIME."