- Next please!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there is two of me.
- One at a time please.
Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam.
- You're too tents.
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm invisible.
- Who said that?
Doctor, Doctor My little boy has just swallowed a roll of film!
- Hmmmm...Let's hope nothing develops.
Doctor, Doctor, I can't get to sleep.
- Sit on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off.
Doctor, Doctor I've lost my memory!
- When did this happen?
- When did what happen?
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards.
- I'll deal with you later.
Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?
- Use a pencil 'till I get there.
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