Dog Owner's Prayer
O Lord don't let me once forget,
How I love my trusty pet.
Help me learn to disregard,
Canine craters in my yard.
Show me how to be a buddy,
Even when my sofa's muddy.
Don't allow my pooch to munch,
Postal carriers for lunch.
Shield my neighbor's cat from view,
Guide my steps around the doo.
Train me not to curse and scowl,
When it's puppy's night to howl.
Grant I shan't awake in fear,
With a cold nose in my ear.
Give me patience without end,
Help me be 'A Dog's Best Friend!'
How I love my trusty pet.
Help me learn to disregard,
Canine craters in my yard.
Show me how to be a buddy,
Even when my sofa's muddy.
Don't allow my pooch to munch,
Postal carriers for lunch.
Shield my neighbor's cat from view,
Guide my steps around the doo.
Train me not to curse and scowl,
When it's puppy's night to howl.
Grant I shan't awake in fear,
With a cold nose in my ear.
Give me patience without end,
Help me be 'A Dog's Best Friend!'
